I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Say something about gay babies.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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