it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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