ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
