the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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