What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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