it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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