I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I want to be your penis for a week.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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