their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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