have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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