Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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