thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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