He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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