it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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