I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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