I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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