another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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