Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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