This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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