Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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