On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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