The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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