dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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