You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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