She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
