thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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