Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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