its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Dear god my vagina.
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