i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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