another moral hangover. fuck.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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