I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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