I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We were destined to go to rehab together
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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