3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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