You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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