I heard we made out
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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