I feel like I'm in dance class right now
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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