you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
