Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
he high fived his dick after we had sex
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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