I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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