I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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