you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
