It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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