She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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