i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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