Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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