office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The feeling are messing with the penis
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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