i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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