is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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