Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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