i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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