I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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