Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think people are normalizing furries
as a side note pls kill me
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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