I think my vagina is haunted
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just googled if crying burns calories
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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