am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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