idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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